WHY WE LOVE OUR PARTY NUP AND OUR LEADER KYAGULANYI

On behalf of people, power and NUP supporters l would like to categorically declare that we love our party and our leader Kyagulanyi a.k.a Bobi Wine because of the following

This small party has attracted the big wigs from the old and powerful parties, FDC, DP and NRM, talk of the Namboozes of this world, Mathias Mpuuga the walk to work guru, among others. We are a powerful party, even artists came running under our umbrella, now the village pastors looking for influence have also joined this Party.

We have cyber warriors, they are well trained by cyber experts from foreign countries. Some use fake accounts while others just volunteer for the love of our party and leader. They are very well trained in the art of abusing anyone and anything that talks ill of our leader and our Party. You try it, we shall rain down on you with insults you will never forget.

Forget the alleged tribalism most of you claim that is the NRM, in our party, that is the order of doing things. You see our leader is a Muganda, he is surrounded by his brothers and close friends most of whom are Baganda, they hold the most influential positions in the party. You see we cannot avoid this because we feel it is time for Buganda to shine.

We lie a lot, that is how we plan to capture power, our leader has lied about his exact age and his education background, we have won youth elections, that people power is everywhere yet on ground, the reflection is different. You see NRM beat us hands down in the youth elections and special groups, but we must tell Ugandans we won so they do not lose hope in us. We even lie that we can lead this country but the truth shall be told after Jan 2021.

Our grand agenda is to promote the rights of sexual minorities, drug abuse, human trafficking, and hooliganism, we have already started on it, we have funding from them, we use Peng Peng a known homo as our spokesperson, Lumbuye a human trafficker is also our spokesperson. Ugandans, those are our beliefs.

We have money, a lot of it, we sold several cards at 1000 each and raised over 200bn, our ‘muda ku muda’ is enriching our leader. All the money goes to his personal account. We do not question whether it is for party or our leader. Ugandans in the diaspora also send us dollars some use mobile money, western union or wave. This money is not for the party, it is for our leader. Foreign agents like Friedrich Nauman Foundation, Chapter Four, among others. They have greatly supported us with money. We are a rich party, or should l say our leader is rich.

Lastly, we love our leader Kyagulanyi, he is a ‘demi god’. No one reprimands him nor advises him, he is all knowing. He is the king of Magere. He can even insult the Kabaka and nothing happens but you try to talk about our demi-god. You will see hell on earth. Even in his government, he is a sole decision-maker.

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